My Quit Smoking Campaign.

Alright..back..this is probably a short post. Righto,as the title above suggests,I'm going to quit smoking..and you guys are going to help me..especially my smoking buddies out there. How can you guys help ? My plan for quitting smoking is,I'm going to stop buying cigarettes,and instead,I'm going to get cigarettes from you guys(not like I don't already).And,by giving me cigarettes and the occasional complaining I get,I'll feel guilty and stop getting cigarettes and coupled with my plan to stop buying cigarettes,I'll stop smoking altogether !!! See ! It works ! Voila ! Ha ! See,I'm a misunderstood genius.Alright..this post is going out to especially David and Ed..so people around me,start smoking ! For my cigarettes are going to come from you ! And you're going to help me quit smoking ! In the meantime,while I get my cigarettes from you,you'll tend to buy more packs of cigarettes and eventually feel the pinch which leads to YOU quitting smoking too !! WOW ! What a plan ! What a genius ! Alright..I'll end here.Hopefully you guys will help me to quit smoking using this plan of mine and you can quit smoking too ! ha !Note: I don't have a guilty conscience.PS : This shameless plan was conjured up from within the fertile grounds of my imagination.Hopefully you people actually believe it.

Food for thought.

Well..I'm back..lets see..I'll let you guys in on some of my daily thoughts..you guys'll probably think I'm crazy or something..but I think about these stuff all the time..well..I believe you guys do too..1.I think about what would happen if I killed my parents.Shut up..everyone wants to kill their own parents..not that my parents lock me up in a cage,whip me daily..force me to kneel on an abacus..nope.Their just irritating.period.Thats why I think of killing them sometimes.Then I get inheritance ! Boyoboyoboy.Righto.Next !2.Of course,this,everyone knows I think about this everyday.How to exterminate the plague from within our ranks.Who I'm talking about ? Or rather,what I'm talking about..what else ? The malays of course.Oh,I'm not going to kill them just because I hate them.Honest ! I love them as much as I love the bug on my screen.I feel sorry for them.Coming into this world not much difference from members of the down syndrome community.You know how some people you read on the papers ? They choose to kill their loved ones existing in this world as vegetables.Why ? To spare them the agony of living everyday without a brain.They are a burden to themselves and to others living around them.Come on,ask yourself,even if you're a malay yourself,you feel like killing them don't you ? Because you care for their wellbeing,if you were a vegetable living in this world.You'd want your loved ones to kill you don't you ? For you are nothing but extra baggage to them.(Note:I choose to put this in a nice way for this is a family site.You wouldn't want to educate the young 'uns on how the malays are bastards,bloodsuckers,parasites,motherfuckers and everything would you ? Then the malays are going to seem like the bogeyman under their beds which they are.They are the Vampires of Nellyville(thanks russell.LOL) )3.Alright..I'm getting tired..I can't possibly talk about every single thing I think about everyday..lets see..some food for thought..if you get two dogs who are best friends and put them in a cage with just water..what would happen ? This is courtesy of Dr Lecter.I'm still saving up for the cage though.I might just steal a couple of malays instead.That would be more interesting.Well,thats all folks.I gotta go.See you around.motherfuckers.

The thing which separates me from you mortals.

Hello guys..I don't think I'm going to close this blog down..after all..the holidays are here and I don't have anything to do..might as well use this bunch of FREE TIME to post something here eh? Alright..lets go..today..I'm going to tell you..what separates me,as a god from you mortals down there.Firstly,godly prerequisites,I'm not a malay..RIGHTO ! So half of you out there qualify..next on..secondly,your IQ must be above 118.(I'm using mine as a benchmark)..so..that makes..makes..well..there you have it..thats what separates me from you guys.Unless of course you count the many occurences of self-delusion which happens to me.Then thats a different story.Adios.I'm just being bored here.